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following!

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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

(Source: jessidays)

aleeyago: this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

(Source: humortrain)

gayn:

i dont think i’ll ever get over the fact that i’ll never know what its like to have a boner

manchesterwhorchestra:

did i invite u to my bbq?

then why are u all up in my grill

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket

(Source: ad0lf-hipster)

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

kimstar98:

 

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

(Source: caaribbeanblue)

(Source: missmoda)

muffintop-less: LOL this is AWESOME

muffintop-less:

LOL this is AWESOME

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